SHIT LA! THE LG CHOCOLATE FONE KENA 'STEAL' AT HOUGANG POINT DER KOPITIAM YTD NITE WIF MY FAMILY!


WALAO. I TINK IS THE NEW CLEANER LOR. WE ATE FINISHED DEN SAT AT THE TABLE NXT TO IT TO EAT THE ICE KACANG WHILE MY DAD REMAIN AT THE TABLE. DEN GT ONE 'AUNTIE' HU IS NT SO OLD, AROUND 30+, WIF LOTS OF MAKE-UP, VERY LONG HAIR, WIF 4PIERCINGS ON BOTH THE EARS, CLEAN OUR FIRST TABLE. MY DAD STILL GT TOK TO HER, HE SAE "AIYO, HRE SO SQUEEZY, SHUD ASK THE SUPERVISOR TO CHANGE THE SITTING ARRANGE AND MUZ BCAREFUL, DUN POUR THE FOODS ON OUR HEADS." SO SHE IS IN-CHARGE OF TIS AREA WAN N WE 100% RECOGNIZE HER LOOK. AFTER EATING, I SAW MY SIS'S FREN N SMILES AT HER, SO I DID'NT REALIZE TT THE FONE IS LEFT ON THE TABLE! WE WENT TO THE FAIR PRICE XTRA AT THE 2ND STOREY DEN KNOW TT THE FONE IS MISSING! I CALLED MY DAD IF HE TOOK THE FONE OR NT BUT HE SAED HE DID'NT. HE CALLED THE FONE N THE SO CALLED 'OWNER' OFF THE FONE. DAMN IT. WE ASK THE SUPERVISOR IF ANY1 GAVE HIM BUT HE SAE NO1. HE TRIED TO CALL THE FONE N SAME, CANT CALL THOUGH. MY DAD IS LIK DAMN ANGRY N FED UP, HE STRIAGHT AWAY TO BACK HOME. THE SUPERVISOR ASKED THE CLEANERS N ALL SAED NVR C IT. GT A STAFF IS JUZ NEARBY N SHE ASKED US WAD HAPPENED, WE TOLD HER SHE SAE DID NT C ANY1 SUSPICIOUS. HAIX. MY SIS N I TINKS TT IS THE LADY HU CLEANED OUR TABLE JUZ NW N WE R TRYING TO FIND HER. THR GT 1 RM THERE N GT A CLEANER WASHING THE DISHES, BHIDE HER IS TOTALLY DARK N NO 1 IS THR. SO I WENT OUT OF THE RM N MY SIS GO THR TO HAV A LOOK AGNS, STILL NO1 IS BSIDE HER BUT TURNED BACK BUT SHE TURNED TO C THE RM, THE LADY IS SITTING THR N EATING. Y SHE MUZ GO THR EAT LOR, SO HOT SUMMRE EVERY1 IS EATING OUTSIDE, THE TIMING IS OSO SO QIAO CAN. THE LADY HU IS WASHING THE DISHES V. NERVOUS N ASKED WE ALL WAD WE LOOKING FER, BUT MII N MY SIS TINKS TT SHE IS TRYING TO COVER THE CLEANER BHIDE HER. WE ASKED THEM IF THEY SAW ANY1 FONE ON THE TABLE OR NT, THEY LADY WIF MANY PIERCINGS IS LIK SO NERVOUS N SAED: "NOT I TAKE WAN! REALLI IS NOT MII! U ALL MUZ BLIVE MII AR... IF I SAW I WILL SURE GIV IT TO THE SUPERVISOR DER! I WAN NEW WAN SO I NVR NOTICED IT." SHE SOUNDS LIK PPL FORM MALAYSIAN. WALAO. SHE IS SO 'EXCITED' LOR, WE ONLI ASKED HER GT C OR NT ONLI WAD... OSO NVR SAE IS SHE TAK WAN, BUT SHE SO SCARE WE SUSPECT HER FER WAD LOR. SUMMORE I ASKED HER SHE GT CLEAN OUR TABLE LTR ON OR NT, SHE 1ST TIME SAE TT SHE NVR CLEAN, 2ND TIME SAE SHE DID NT NOTICE BCOZ V. BUSY JUZ NOW, (BUT TT TIME IS LIK A FEW PPL NIA), 3RD TIME SAE SHE DUNO WHICH WAN IS OUR TABLE SO HW SHE NOES TIS FONE IS MINE OR OTHERS, 4TH TIMES SAE SHE CLEAN TT TIME ALR NO MORE LER. DEN I ASKED HER SO U GT CLEAN MY TABLE LA? SHE SAED YA BUT NO MRE ALR. ZZZ... ACTUALLY MY SIS WANNA LISTEN TO THEM SECRETLY WAN, COZ THEY AT FIRST DUNO CHAT ABT WAD TILL SO HAPPIE, THEY TOT WE GO LIAO DEN WILL SURE TOK ABT TT WAN LOR. MY SIS OSO TOLD MII TT SHE SAW A SQUARE TINGY IN HER APRON'S POCKET, BUT I NVR GO N C. ZZZ.. GO HOME KENA SCOLDED BY MY DAD N HE SAE I SURE WILL LOST MY FONE 1 DAE COZ I ALWAES TAKE OUT N PUT ON THE TABLE. MY SIS SAE CAN CALL POLICE BUT THE SIM CARD IS TOP UP WAN, DUNO CAN CHECK OR NOT. WENT HOME LIAO, WE SMS THE PPL SAYING TT IF U R KIND, PLS RETURN US BACK THE FONE. BLAH BLAH BLAH... BUT SHE MOST PROBABLY THROWN THE CARD AWAYS LIAO BAH. IF REALLI LIK TT DEN SHE IS SOO SOO SOO STUPID LOR, INSIDE OR $ SHE DUN WAN USE. LOLS. CALLED THE NO. A LOT OF TIME LIAO STILL CANT.


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